A Conversation From The Gutter

Lynn: Full Wolverine trailer is up http://www.movie-list.com/trailers.php?id=xmenoriginswolverine
Sarah: YAY!
Sarah: Pretty.
Sarah: I think I saw Ray Park in there.
Lynn: I didn't spot him. Spotted Ryan Reynolds though.
Sarah: Omigosh - when I saw Ryan Reynolds, I thought he was Ray Park! So funny!
Lynn: LOL
Sarah: OK. Hugh Jackman is ridonculously attractive in that role.
Lynn: Yes.
Sarah: That movie is going to have more hyper masculine eye candy than you can shake a stick at.
Lynn: I'm not sure if I'm all "oooh oooh ooh" about the movie, but I think another good trailer would do the trick.
Lynn: Yeah. Lots of man-cake.
Sarah: Oh wow. Dominic Monaghan (sp?) is going to be in Wolverine too.
Lynn: Oh wow.
Lynn: Lots n'lots of man.
Sarah: Playing this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beak_(comics)
Lynn: Oh.
Lynn: So he won't be looking like his usual pretty self.
Sarah: But I don't think he always looks like that - I think it depends on which interpretation they use.
Lynn: Hmmm.
Lynn: Should be interesting.
Sarah: Speaking of man candy....
Sarah: Have you seen the new GI Joe poster?
Lynn: No.
Lynn: why?
Sarah: http://pinkisthenewblog.com/home/2008/12/the-gi-joe-movie-gets-a-new-poster/
Sarah: Just seeing Mr. Eccleston made me think of you.
Lynn: He looks so good evil.
Lynn: I'm sorta sad that he's in something that's probably gonna be awful, but happy he's working.
Lynn: And he's still very attractive - to me at least.
Sarah: He's making money.
Lynn: That's right.
Sarah: So he can keep making really depressing movies.
Lynn: EXACTLY.
Lynn: Which I will Tivo and fast forward through.
Sarah: In hopes that he may take his kit off.
Sarah: Because he does that in the depressing movies.
Lynn: And all that marathon-running and soccer-playing has blessed him with a fine, fine ass.
Sarah: Robert Downey Jr. needs to stop freaking me out by being physically attractive. I do not need to think of Sherlock Holmes as kinda hot.
Lynn: YES.
Sarah: That just throws my whole world out of whack.
Lynn: He used to be cute. Not hot.
Lynn: Now he's full-on hot.
Sarah: SERIOUSLY!
Sarah: I don't even know myself anymore! Sherlock Holmes = Ripped?! *brain imploding*
Lynn: Because he used to be a boxer or something? I won't argue. I read the books a long time ago.
Sarah: geh blerg gebbledy boo
Sarah: http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/12/14/new-photos-guy-ritchies-sherlock-holmes/
Sarah: "The photo below features a bloodied, shirtless Holmes in some king of fighting arena. Anthony Peckham’s script is based on a mixture of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s classic tales and the Lionel Wigram comic book adaptation which presents a more active version of the famous detective. And for Warner Bros to choose this photo as one of the first photos to release is making a statement - this is not your father’s Sherlock Holmes."
Lynn: Amen on that.