On Sarah

Sarah asked me to come up with a catchy quote about her that should could use in an assignment for her fancy new journalism class. Here's what I came up with:

"Sarah is a lot like Velveeta. She's definitely not cheese and nothing goes better with nachos."

"If you had to choose between Sarah attacking with you with a gun or in a scathing article, choose the gun. Sarah's a really lousy shot. "

"Nobody makes having a dire need to pee in a place without bathrooms fun like Sarah. "

Here's to you and your birthday, my Velveeta-y bestest friend!!!


(BTW - all of those statements are entirely true)